Its the stupid things in life....

[monsterwithflower]

Im known to be accident prone but I have done so many stupid things this week it's crazy. Yesterday I put something in the micro for way too long and the thing bursted into flames. Today I hit my drink over and it spilled on my laptop and the thing quit working. Then I was walking in my room and slid on my floor cause I was wearing socks and ran right into my side table and knocked everything off (it made my sister almost wet her pants cause she was laughing so hard) Whats the most stupid thing you have done?

[Sam B]

Oh man, there is no telling lol I do stuff like that all the time! there are to many things to count.

[Chandler]

i know how you feel.im the one that messes up everthing.like one day i was swinging my golf club in the house,ive done it like ten thousand times but this time i broke the light in our living room.my parnets were supper mad.

[monsterwithflower]

That's a classic.

[drummergurl94]

1 time is wuz runnin through the house and i was commin around a corner and the next thing i knew i was on the floor! I ran in to the corner and hit it. It left a huge bruise on my forehead. I was so embaresed!:redface2:

[travel4eva]

Where shall i begin????? I have done SOOOOOO many things, it ain't funny!! *haha* One thing that comes to mind is a LONG time ago.

I was staying with some friends after school (i went to a public school during this time) and my mom was in the hospital and my friends and I were playing in their back yard. Well, One of my friends, the older one and HER friend wanted me to go see something. So i went. Well, when I was going back to where we were hiding, i ran. The problem was that the grill was in my way. I ran into the side shelf of the grill and my arms and legs went forward, but the rest of my body was left in one spot. After I was beaten up by the gril, I fell flat on my butt. I started crying, and was SOOOOOOOOOOO embarrassed!!:redface2::redface2:.

I have never forgotten that day!!!!!

[drummergurl94]

I thought of another thing... I was walking in front of my crush, Dustin, (he goes 2 my church) and I was going around a car but their is another car in front of me and I ran right into it! I was so embarrssed. The worst part is it was his car I ran into! :redface2: :redface2: :redface2: :redface2: :redface2: :redface2: :redface2: :redface2: Everyone started laughing at me! But Dustin was like 'It's ok, it's happend to me b-4 2!' so that made it better! :biggrin2:

[monsterwithflower]

Today I caught this giant lizard and it bit me and wouldnt let go. So I started to wack it against a picnic table and finally it dropped and ran. Stupid thing made me bleed. I wanted to strap it to a firecracker and watch him fly.

[Sam B]

lol, I used to where those things as ear rings.

[monsterwithflower]

same here. lol

[travel4eva]

Today I caught this giant lizard and it bit me and wouldnt let go. So I started to wack it against a picnic table and finally it dropped and ran. Stupid thing made me bleed. I wanted to strap it to a firecracker and watch him fly.

I'm sorry to hear that!

Why would it bite you???
(just curious)

[starkid]

Man that's bad.


star

[Chandler]

a lizard earing,sounds awsome.im gonna try it tommorow.

[monsterwithflower]

I'm sorry to hear that!

Why would it bite you???
(just curious)

I dunno. But If I was chased after and caught by this giant thing I would bite it too. lol

[Sam B]

The other day I was on my knee's playing with the dog, and my stepped on my foot right as I took a step, and I got a very gross case of rug burn... xD

[monsterwithflower]

The other day I was on my knee's playing with the dog, and my stepped on my foot right as I took a step, and I got a very gross case of rug burn... xD

owchies

[travel4eva]

I dunno. But If I was chased after and caught by this giant thing I would bite it too. lol

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Sorry, i just think that that was funny.

[monsterwithflower]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Sorry, i just think that that was funny.

Yeah, Im such a natural comedian. :lol:

[starkid]

Oh man.

[monsterwithflower]

We went down to Isle Of Palms (that is a beach) and ate at this outdoor resturant for lunch. This really rich man and his snobby wife sat right by us. I was making my french fries talk and laughing pretty loud and the man made a face at me like I was disturbing him or something. So that made me mad...and that is a bad thing. lol My mom had a lemon on the side of her drink and one of the seeds were stuck to the side of the glass. So while the man was ordering I noticed that I had a perfect shot, and of course I did it. I flicked the lemon seed off and it hit the guy on the neck and when he looked I turned around and started to talk to this bird (there were a lot of sea gulls outside begging for our food) Vengance is sweet. lol

[Chandler]

omg cassie that is so freaking funny.im so gonna try that the next time i go out to eat.:lol::lol:

[Sam B]

ROTFLOL thats great! that reminds me of the time this guy had rode rang... And got behind me and my mom in our mini van. This guy had a truck that could have run us over and he was being insanely pushy and we were already speeding: and he wanted us to go faster! So he gets up beside us and starts to stare us down with his happy meal face. And I gave him the best mental retardation face I could think of. And his face dropped and after he sped up he told his friend and then his friend looked. I do that to ppl all the time.

[monsterwithflower]

thank you, thank you you're far too kind

[drummergurl94]

Sam, how did you step on your own foot??? (just asking) LOL!

[monsterwithflower]

This Sunday at church my sisters and I wanted to ride the elevator to the third floor and it was the double sided kind of elevator which means it has two doors. When the elevator stopped I was in front of one of the doors with my hands on my hips waiting for it to open and I heard ppl laughing. When I turned around I saw that the other door had already opened and my sisters and their friends were standing there waiting for me to notice. Can someone say DORK!

[Sam B]

Sam, how did you step on your own foot??? (just asking) LOL!

I didn't my sister did. But I wear a size 14 shoe. So I prolly have stepped on my own foot before.

Lol Cassy.

[monsterwithflower]

This happened like two weeks ago but I was walking backwards slowly down the hall in my house trying to watch spongebob at the same time and when I turned around to start walking straight again I ran right into the bathroom door which was open. I busted my lip really badly, and of course my sisters laughed. lol

[Sam B]

that sux. But I'm sry to say that is funny. I might have had more sympathy for you if you were not watching spongebob lol.

[monsterwithflower]

spongebob can be very addicting. lol

[Chandler]

dude spongebob is so awesome.lol.

[Sam B]

Spongebob FTL have you ever REALLY watched it?

[drummergurl94]

yup. have u ever heard the best day every song? (it iz on spongebob)

[Sam B]

^ yes... My little brother loves that show so I've seen a lot of them.

[monsterwithflower]

yes, i watch spongebob almost everyday.

[Chandler]

if you dont mind me asking,how old is Asher.i forgot.

[drummergurl94]

yes, i watch spongebob almost everyday.

ME 2!

[monsterwithflower]

My dad says that spongebob is rotting the minds of the young ones. lol. even though sometimes he will stop and watch it when we are. i think that he secretly loves it. :lol:

[drummergurl94]

My dad says that spongebob is rotting the minds of the young ones. lol. even though sometimes he will stop and watch it when we are. i think that he secretly loves it. :lol:

my dad thinks spongebob is retarded. in a way, he is right. it can get retarded some times. but i still luv it!

[Sam B]

Wow... simply amazing...

[gameboy]

ok.i cant think of anything but heres something my gradma did.ok she has 3 alarm clock.she set all 3 of them.the 1st 1 goes off.ok?she has 2 go 2 the bathroom.takes the 2nd 1 with her 2 the bathroom.......the problem is one of them go off.BUT ITS NOT THE 1 SHE HAS!goes bac n her room turns the other 1 off.and her husband woke up and said,'works doesnt it?'.

[gameboy]

i 4got something.they didnt think either the 2nd or 3rd alarm clock worked

[gameboy]

sam u should still have sympathy 4 some1 evn if u dont like wat they r doing.

[gameboy]

i rememered something i did 2 my bro 1 time.my mom said 2 wash our hands bcuz supper/dinner was ready.so me and my bro was racin 2 the bathroom 2 wash our hands.so i get there 1st.without meaning 2 i close the door on the way in.....then WHAM!my bro slams right n2 the door and we both start laughing.

[Sam B]

sam u should still have sympathy 4 some1 evn if u dont like wat they r doing.
......? What are you talking about?

[gameboy]

......? What are you talking about?
u said u would hav had more sympathy 4 cassie if she would not hav been watching spongebob.

[monsterwithflower]

......? What are you talking about?

I was thinking the same thing. hahaha

[gameboy]

I was thinking the same thing. hahaha
he said he would hav had more sympathy 4 u if u were not watching spongebob

[travel4eva]

I was thinking the same thing. hahaha


wow great minds think alikie


I remeber a VERY emarrassing moment.


I was @ camp for the first time in my life. Well at this camp, in the woods, there is this rope that you have ot Swing on to get over to the other side. Well,, with this being my first time, I tried to look like i knew what i was doing, well, that didn't work out. I swung and I slid on my butt!!! It was EMBARRASSING!!!!!!

[gameboy]

wow great minds think alikie


I remeber a VERY emarrassing moment.


I was @ camp for the first time in my life. Well at this camp, in the woods, there is this rope that you have ot Swing on to get over to the other side. Well,, with this being my first time, I tried to look like i knew what i was doing, well, that didn't work out. I swung and I slid on my butt!!! It was EMBARRASSING!!!!!!
from the very start about the rope i thought u fell off....that was an unpredictible ending.put me in subspision.hahaha.

[gameboy]

Here's something I did on 2-4-08.My bro was teasing me and im in this spinning chair.so,i stand up and try 2 jump out of the chair.well that didnt work.i fell face down and drilled my elbow into my hip.that teaches me not 2 jump out of spinning chairs:lol:.lol

[monsterwithflower]

Here's something I did 2day.My bro was teasing me and im in this spinning chair.so,i stand up and try 2 jump out of the chair.well i didnt work.i fell face down and drilled my elbow into my hip.that teaches me not 2 jump out of spinning chairs:lol:.lol

lol. ive done that before except it was at my aunt's work office. and i was standing in the chair while my sisters were spinning me. i was launched out of the chair, and almost landed on her desk. if i could do it again though, i would. haha

[Sam B]

lol! I've never been launched from a chair before. you lucky bumbs.

[gameboy]

lol. ive done that before except it was at my aunt's work office. and i was standing in the chair while me sisters were spinning me. i was launched out of the chair, and almost landed on her desk. if i could do it again though, i would. haha
so would i if i wouldnt get hurt:lol:.last time i elbowed my hip.that morning i woke up with a sore hip and i had 2 play basketball.we got kicked out of the tornament we were in.:mad2:.not just bcuz of me though...*sighs*...

[gameboy]

lol! I've never been launched from a chair before. you lucky bumbs.
i didnt get launched,i jumped out of it.(not a smart move)its weird though,ive done that alot and have never fallen...i guess there is a 1st 4 everything:biggrin2:.sam u can try it,but i warn u,put protective gear on or else:lol:.jk.but it might hurt if u land the wrong way.dont break an arm:lol:.

[Matt]

yup. have u ever heard the best day every song? (it iz on spongebob) lol i hate that song. but while we are talking about stuff like that my little sister watched the little mermaid at least a hundred times AND MADE ME WATCH THEM WITH HER

[gameboy]

lol i hate that song. but while we are talking about stuff like that my little sister watched the little mermaid at least a hundred times AND MADE ME WATCH THEM WITH HER

y do u hav 2 get torchered so much?

[Sam B]

haha that bites.

[gameboy]

O i just remembered something i did 1 time...ok i was going 2 eat breakfast.i uselly get poptarts.(yummy)lol.but anyway.dont u kno about the alumanim foil around the poptarts?well it just so happened that i took the poptarts out of the foil.but then I PUT THE FOIL IN THE MICROWAVE!!!it burst into flames.im guessing cassies not the only 1 who burns things.lol.P.S.mornings r not my best brain activity.lol

[Chandler]

gameboy the pain makes it fun. aperantly youve never seen the tv show vivala bam. the do stuff like that all the time.

[gameboy]

gameboy the pain makes it fun. aperantly youve never seen the tv show vivala bam. the do stuff like that all the time.
u also know that u can call me by my real name.(Dallas)no i havent.what is it about?but ur right it was a fun ride even with the pain lol.

[gameboy]

haha that bites.
i agree.this is weird when i looked at this it was @ 999 views.wow

[monsterwithflower]

gameboy the pain makes it fun. aperantly youve never seen the tv show vivala bam. the do stuff like that all the time.
Bam is so awesomely awesome.lol. and steve-o is awesome too.

[gameboy]

lol. ive done that before except it was at my aunt's work office. and i was standing in the chair while my sisters were spinning me. i was launched out of the chair, and almost landed on her desk. if i could do it again though, i would. haha
i know tis is an old post but how did u get launched?

[gameboy]

Bam is so awesomely awesome.lol. and steve-o is awesome too.
WHEEEE I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT WHEE

[Sam B]

WHEEEE I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT WHEE

Bam is one of the most famouse skate boarders in the world right now. Random fact: he is also a satanist.

[gameboy]

Bam is one of the most famouse skate boarders in the world right now. Random fact: he is also a satanist.
i thought the most famous was Tony Hawk

[monsterwithflower]

i know tis is an old post but how did u get launched?

i let go of the back of the chair, and that was helping me keep my balance.

[Chandler]

sammy no hes not. i cant belive that you still belive that.i dont like him as a skateboarder but he is a cool dude.

[gameboy]

i let go of the back of the chair, and that was helping me keep my balance.
that makes since

[Sam B]

gameboy I said one of the most famous.

chandler your just in denile.

[gameboy]

gameboy I said one of the most famous.

chandler your just in denile.

o mean like somewhat in the top 5.

[Chandler]

no dude hes not. and he never was. where did you here that?

[gameboy]

no dude hes not. and he never was. where did you here that?
maybe it is his opinon

[gameboy]

Here's two things that I did.1:I was sliding around on this concrete floor with some kind of fancy thing that makes me slide with these special pants of mine @ our church.I was going really fast,then I lost my balence,fell,then slide on my elbow.That caused a major burn.xD.2:I was trying 2 shoot silly string @ my dad,and the bottle wouldnt work.So I shook it up.But what I didn't know is that it was pointing strait 2 my eye.So i squrited it in my eye on accident.(Your not supposed 2 squrit in the eyes)it hurt for a while...All of this happen in one week,Valentine's week.

[Sam B]

no dude hes not. and he never was. where did you here that?

I don't remember it was a long time ago. Probably one of my cousins.

[gameboy]

I don't remember it was a long time ago. Probably one of my cousins.
Notice that u just said,'A long time ago.'Maybe he was back then...

[Chandler]

well there you go. just cause someone wheres alot of black doesnt make them a satanist. take me for example.

[monsterwithflower]

well there you go. just cause someone wheres alot of black doesnt make them a satanist. take me for example.

and me :)

[gameboy]

well there you go. just cause someone wheres alot of black doesnt make them a satanist. take me for example.
maybe the guy said he was a satanist

[Sam B]

anyway getting back on subject.

Just about every morning when I go to feed the horse, there is this little bird who sits in the building where we keep our horse feed, and this bird likes to dive bomb me and try to hit me in the head. He almost got me the other day.

[gameboy]

Well I was riding my bike down this hill at my cousin's house.There is also a second hill that was even steeper and had briers.Well my breaks had worked perfectly before now,but this time...I went down the first hill...I slammed on the breaks...but they didn't work.I went flying down the second hill and then did a half-frontflip and my bike ended up on top of me and I landed in the briers.That teaches me to go down I hill when I don't check my breaks.

[gameboy]

anyway getting back on subject.

Just about every morning when I go to feed the horse, there is this little bird who sits in the building where we keep our horse feed, and this bird likes to dive bomb me and try to hit me in the head. He almost got me the other day.
That's odd. I wonder why it would do that...

[gameboy]

Here's something I did the other day. I was roller skating in a skating rink. I was going over to my mom, brother, cousins, and aunt. Well there just so happened to have been a step up. I knew the step was there, but there was people in my way of getting up. So I ran directly into the step and fell face down. Luckily, I stopped myself with my hands.

Here's something my cousin did. We were bowling and she went to roll the ball and THREW THE BALL BACKWORDS! The ball nearly ran over my foot.

Here's something I did in the woods at my house. Me, Dillon, (BoB42) and Paige were walking through the woods. Well we reached this crash site, were a car had crashed into a pole. (I got a survonneir tail light) We were on the way back to our clubhouse going a different way than normal. So we go through there and it has tons of briars. We made it through, but with several scratches.

When we got back to the clubhouse I dediced to knock a rotten tree down. Well this tree fell strait down then SPLAT! It fell into a creek in front of us and got me and Paige both very wet. Dillon got it slightly...

[travel4eva]

i have two really weird/funny stories that I am embarrassed about, but yet, i like (does that make any sense??)

Story 1) I was teaching my ballet class, and as I always tell them, "If you can touch, you're too close." Well, I was trying to say that, but it came out (I THINK) as, "If you can close, you're too touch." Two of my students had this look on their faces that told me I said something totally wrong. I asked them if i said it wrong, and the two were laughing and shook teir heads yes. Then Liesle (one of the two) told me that they know what i meant. I was laughing with them at myself. Now i make sure i say it correctly.

Story 2) This morning, my daddy and I were making brownies, and I asked him if i should go ahead and put the milk in the pot with the sugar. He said yes. So i repeated, "Mock going in." I meant to say MILK going in, but it came out really, really wrong. I had this look on my face that just told myself, "Nicole, you idiot!!!!" my daddy justt chockled at me, and then I did the same.





oh the things that happen to all of us!!

[gameboy]

i have two really weird/funny stories that I am embarrassed about, but yet, i like (does that make any sense??)

Story 1) I was teaching my ballet class, and as I always tell them, "If you can touch, you're too close." Well, I was trying to say that, but it came out (I THINK) as, "If you can close, you're too touch." Two of my students had this look on their faces that told me I said something totally wrong. I asked them if i said it wrong, and the two were laughing and shook teir heads yes. Then Liesle (one of the two) told me that they know what i meant. I was laughing with them at myself. Now i make sure i say it correctly.

Story 2) This morning, my daddy and I were making brownies, and I asked him if i should go ahead and put the milk in the pot with the sugar. He said yes. So i repeated, "Mock going in." I meant to say MILK going in, but it came out really, really wrong. I had this look on my face that just told myself, "Nicole, you idiot!!!!" my daddy justt chockled at me, and then I did the same.





oh the things that happen to all of us!!
Yes it does

[RainbowVeins]

my god nicole and gameboy u guys have a lot to say you guys should write a book! oh and sam that waz probably a evil bird.:lol:

[Sam B]

my god nicole and gameboy yall have a lot to say yall should write a book! oh and sam that waz probably a evil bird.:lol:

yeah, because it use to hide in a old mail box, that doesn't have a lid or anything to close it, and when I go for a jog or walk it use to fly out of there and try to hit me.

[travel4eva]

I have GOT to tell ya'll what happened between my and my friend earlier today!!!!

Okay, Well, as always, I was first at my church for my spanish class. Then my friend Sam showed up. We played Spanish hangman to each other, then we talked, then FINALLY Tyler, Raquel, and Russell arrived. I didn't want to sit next to my other friend Trey, so as Russell was walking out of the room, I asked every1 that was there, why did i have to sit next to Trey. As Russell was out, Raquel (Russell's sister) was like, "Just move your stuff over here, and move his bookbag over there." So I did exactly that. When Russell came back, he asked me, "Why are you in my seat?" I told him, "Cuz, i don't want to sit next to Trey." Then Russell went behind me, pulled my(his) sit out, and tipped it; causing me to fall flat on my butt on the floor. Raquel was laughing like crazy, Sam and Tyler joined her, and I was in total shock that Russell would do that. Then I took my(his) seat, moved it back to the table. He did it again, but then I wrapped my feet around the leg of the table. That only caused the table to move with us. Npw, I jump out of my(his) seat. He then tries to beat me to the table, but I beat him to it.

We baiscally hada chair war.
I won!!

Then I asked Raquel if she knew where the ball was that our teacher brought. She found it and gave it to me. I was going to through it at Russell, but I didn't want to spill another student's drink. Then Raquel was given the ball, she threw it at Russell,, it hit him in the head, and it bounced back to me. HOW IRONIC!!!!!

I don't know if that would go in here, but i think that oit would.

[Sam B]

lol, thats great.

[travel4eva]

lol, thats great.

How is that great?????????:shock::shock:

[RainbowVeins]

yeah well i guess that bird has something against u.evil bird.

[gameboy]

lol to all

[BoB42]

One time Dallas My cousin and I were at the mall with star and her siblings.My cousin bought hot fries and he ate alot at one time and he was almost cried and his face turned red.it was dumb.

[gameboy]

One time Dallas My cousin and I were at the mall with star and her siblings.My cousin bought hot fries and he ate alot at one time and he was almost cried and his face turned red.it was dumb.
You forgot to mention that he said they were not hot and threw his drink away

[Sam B]

the other day I sneezed so hard, my leg flew up and my head bent down! I nearly kicked myself!

[BoB42]

yeah i did:sad:

[gameboy]

Yeah remember he said, 'I am going to get these hot fries.' Mom: 'You might want to keep that drink with you' Noah: (Cousin) 'Don't worry Aunt Angie, (our mom) they arn't hot.' Guess who's mouth got burned. HIS

[BoB42]

LOL!!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[gameboy]

LOL!!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I know. That was funny when one of the twins tried one and his face turned red. lol

[RainbowVeins]

the other day I sneezed so hard, my leg flew up and my head bent down! I nearly kicked myself!

wow u r so smart:lol: no i almost did something a lot similar to that

[gameboy]

wow u r so smart:lol: no i almost did something a lot similar to that
lol

[travel4eva]

wow u r so smart:lol: no i almost did something a lot similar to that

i know isn't he, deanna!?
i think i actually did that one time.
i could be wrong, or having another famous blonde moment!
lol

[gameboy]

i know isn't he, deanna!?
i think i actually did that one time.
i could be wrong, or having another famous blonde moment!
lol
I think I have also. lol

[Sam B]

wow u r so smart:lol: no i almost did something a lot similar to that

LOL! You can't call me dumb when your using things like "r" and "u" in place of "are" and "you"! XP!!

[gameboy]

LOL! You can't call me dumb when your using things like "r" and "u" in place of "are" and "you"! XP!!
She does that so she doesn't have to do much typing. So technically, she is being pretty smart

[RainbowVeins]

LOL! You can't call me dumb when your using things like "r" and "u" in place of "are" and "you"! XP!!


sorry i must have been thinking itj/k:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:sorry i will shut my mouth :lol:

[gameboy]

sorry i must have been thinking itj/k:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:sorry i will shut my mouth :lol:
It's ok Deanna, you can use internet shorthand as much as you want to. Sam doesn't make all of the rules, so you are really not breaking one

[RainbowVeins]

no sam i do a lot of stupider things than that:lol:

[gameboy]

no sam i do a lot of stupider things than that:lol:
:lol:That's funny:lol:

[RainbowVeins]

everythings changed!

[BoB42]

:lol:That's funny:lol:
yeah:lol::lol::lol:

[gameboy]

I know Deanna.

[BoB42]

I know Deanna.
yeah that is true

[gameboy]

yeah that is true
That is alot of true things here:shock:

[BoB42]

That is alot of true things here:shock:
i have said that before

[Sam B]

I never claimed to make rules. But if you're gonna call someone stupid, you better have a well written insult. Or I will tear you up. :p lol

[gameboy]

i have said that before
Yes you have. I just remembered that

[BoB42]

Yes you have. I just remembered that
ive said that like twice i think

[gameboy]

I never claimed to make rules. But if you're gonna call someone stupid, you better have a well written insult. Or I will tear you up. :p lol
lol. Wait who's calling who stupid? Yes you have Dillon

[BoB42]

lol. Wait who's calling who stupid? Yes you have Dillon
i know i have