Help!

[Kerry]

Hi everyone, :wave:
I need help with this. I made up this poem about the "finger in the chili" incident at Wendy's. I think it needs another verse, but I just can't come up with one. :confused2 If anyone gets any ideas, please post them in this thread or send them to me via private message. Help!
Here's the poem:

I was eating my chili
When I found a finger
I sued for damages
I hoped they'd concur.

But then all the lawyers
Found it was a scam
They put me in prison
And that's where I am.

(You can sing it to the tune of "On Top Of Spaghetti" if you want to.)

[Maureen]

That was so absurd for
me to sue I wish I had
my mommy to

:lol: sorry I think what I wrote was very funny

[Kerry]

Hi Maureen,
Thanks! I just thought of 2 more lines that would go with yours. What do you think of this?
That was so absurd for me to sue
I wish I had my mommy to
Get me out of this big mess
But- oops, sorry- I digress.

This is a very expedient way for me to get ideas. I should have thought of this sooner!

[Maureen]

Hi Maureen,
Thanks! I just thought of 2 more lines that would go with yours. What do you think of this?
That was so absurd for me to sue
I wish I had my mommy to
Get me out of this big mess
But- oops, sorry- I digress.

This is a very expedient way for me to get ideas. I should have thought of this sooner!


This is one of the funniest poems I'v ever herd of :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Riley]

As I sit alone in this nefarious cell,

I wonder why i ordered the chili, pray tell!

:biggrin:

[Kerry]

Thanks, Maureen! :redface2: :redface2: :redface2:

[Kerry]

As I sit alone in this nefarious cell,

I wonder why i ordered the chili, pray tell!

:biggrin:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good one!

[Matt]

As I sit alone in this nefarious cell,

I wonder why i ordered the chili, pray tell!

:biggrin:

why i wish i had a dell

[Maureen]

why i wish i had a dell

that dosen't make sence

[Kerry]

that dosen't make sence

You know, like the computer...

[Matt]

You know, like the computer...

and maybe wireless connection and oh some games i could get on carolina homeschoolers and chat chat chat in my cell

[tylar]

why i wish i had a dell
and a cell

[tylar]

and maybe wireless connection and oh some games i could get on carolina homeschoolers and chat chat chat in my cell
what the heck happend to your avatar matt

[tylar]

and a cell
to talk to my self

[Maureen]

Thanks, Maureen! :redface2: :redface2: :redface2:

sorry i didn't mean it in a bad way :confused2

[Kerry]

sorry i didn't mean it in a bad way :confused2
No, no, no, I was being serious! I wasn't being sarcastic! Sorry if you misunderstood me... :redface2: :cry: :confused2

[Maureen]

it is ok :smile2: :biggrin2:

[Matt]

i dont have anything to say :neutral:

[Maureen]

No, no, no, I was being serious! I wasn't being sarcastic! Sorry if you misunderstood me... :redface2: :cry: :confused2

it is hard to under stand sarcasum in riting :lol:

[Maureen]

I hade an elaborate plan
but it just didn't work
so now I have to go to work
as a wendys clerk